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10 07 2008
Sei nicht verzweifelt, wenn es um´s Abschiednehmen geht.
Ein Lebewohl ist notwendig, ehe man sich wiedersehen kann.
Und ein Wiedersehn - sei es nach Augenblicken,
sei es nach Lebzeiten - ist denen gewiß, die Freunde sind.

aus "Illusionen" von Richard Bach

Ich Danke Allen - Paulo Coelho

15 04 2008
Ich danke allen, die meine Träume belächelt haben;
Sie haben meine Phantasie beflügelt.
Ich danke allen, die mich in ihr Schema pressen wollten;
Sie haben mich den Wert der Freiheit gelehrt.

Ich danke allen, die mich belogen haben;
Sie haben mir die Kraft der Wahrheit gezeigt.
Ich danke allen, die nicht an mich geglaubt haben;
Sie haben mir zugemutet, Berge zu versetzen.
Ich danke allen, die mich abgeschrieben haben;
Sie haben meinen Mut geweckt.

Ich danke allen, die mich verlassen haben;
Sie haben mir Raum gegeben für Neues.
Ich danke allen, die mich verraten und missbraucht haben;
Sie haben mich wachsam werden lassen.
Ich danke allen, die mich verletzt haben;
Sie haben mich gelehrt, im Schmerz zu wachsen.
Ich danke allen, die meinen Frieden gestört haben;
Sie haben mich stark gemacht, dafür einzutreten.

Vor allem aber danke ich all jenen,
die mich lieben, so wie ich bin;
Sie geben mir die Kraft zum Leben!

update liebe

14 02 2008
Anrufer: Hi, ich hab hier ein neues Programm, das würde ich gern auf meinem persönlichem Rechner installieren. Es heißt "Liebe". Was soll ich denn da als Erstes machen?

Hotline: Auf ihrer Festplatte gibt es eine Partition HERZ. Haben Sie die?

Anrufer: Ach so, das ist der Trick! Ich hab’s immer auf der Hauptpartition KOPF versucht.
Ich probier das mal... Mist, HERZ ist aber ziemlich voll!

Hotline: Machen Sie den Taskmanager auf und gucken unter Prozesse nach.

Anrufer: alte_verletzungen.exe, groll.com, geiz.com, ablehnung.exe, lauter so ein Zeug.
Vor allem hass.exe - boah, das krallt sich fast den ganzen Speicher!

Hotline: Kein Problem. "LIEBE" wird vieles davon automatisch aus ihrem Betriebssystem
raushauen. Manches bleibt zwar im Hintergrund aktiv, wird aber keine anderen
Programme stören. alte_verletzungen.exe und geiz.com müssen Sie aber selber
vollständig löschen!

Anrufer: Das hat mich Jahrzehnte gekostet, all diese Komponenten dafür zu sammeln! Muss das wirklich raus?

Hotline: Ja, das ist unumgänglich. Gehen Sie ins Startmenü und suchen Sie
Zubehör/Verzeihung. Das lassen Sie so oft laufen, bis geiz.com und
alte_verletzungen.exe raus sind.

Anrufer: Na gut, wenn’s sein muss. "LIEBE" ist mir einfach so sehr empfohlen worden,
das Ding will ich unbedingt haben! Oje, >>Error 490 - Programm läuft nicht auf
internen Komponenten.<< Was soll denn das?

Hotline: Ein altbekanntes Problem. Es bedeutet, dass ''LIEBE" für externe HERZEN
konfiguriert ist, aber auf ihrem eigenen ist es noch nicht gelaufen. Das ist eine von
diesen ganz komplizierten Sachen. Ich sag’s mal so: Sie müssen zunächst ihr
eigenes Gerät lieben, bevor es andere lieben kann!

Anrufer: Hä?

Hotline: Können Sie den Ordner Selbstakzeptanz finden?

Anrufer: Ja, hab ich!

Hotline: Wunderbar, klicken Sie auf die folgenden Dateien und kopieren Sie die in den
Ordner MEIN HERZ, und zwar: selbstvergebung.doc, selbstschätzung.doc und
güte.txt. Außerdem bitte selbstbeurteilung.exe aus allen Ordnern löschen!

Anrufer: Wow, LIEBE installiert sich schon!!!!

Hotline: Das ist gut. Nun sollte eine Nachricht auftauchen, dass sich LIEBE immer wieder
selbst lädt, solange ihre HERZ-Festplatte läuft. Sehen Sie die?

Anrufer: Seh’ ich. Ist die Installation nun abgeschlossen?

Hotline: Ja, aber denken Sie daran, das Sie nur die Basisversion installiert haben. Sie
müssen sich mit anderen HERZEN vernetzen für die Upgrades.

Anrufer: Klasse, mein HERZ lädt gerade eine wunderschöne Melodie. Auf dem Bildschirm
läuft lächeln.mpeg. Wärme.exe, friede.exe und zufriedenheit.doc sind jetzt im
Speicher!

Hotline: Fein, damit ist LIEBE installiert und läuft ab sofort!

Anrufer: Jetzt brauchen Sie sicher meine Kontonummer, stimmt’s?

Hotline lachend: Nein, LIEBE ist Freeware! Geben Sie das Programm bitte an jeden weiter,
den Sie treffen. Die Leute verbreiten es weiter und ich wette, dass Sie dann von
den vielen neuen Modulen noch mehr zurückbekommen!

Anrufer: Gebongt, will ich gerne machen. Vielen Dank für die Hilfe!!!!



(Verfasser unbekannt)

(Quelle: gefunden im Newsletter "Die Sprueche der Woche (25/2004)" von Herrn A. Korduan)

Neues Jahr, Neues Glück?

01 01 2008
So, nun ist es endlich geschafft.. Wir haben 2007 mehr oder weniger erfolgreich hinter uns gebracht.
Für die, die 2007 als gutes Jahr empfunden haben, ändert sich nichts, ausser das nun bei der Datumsangabe 2008 geschrieben wird und man natürlich hofft, das alles so gut weiter geht, wie bisher.
Was nun aber mit denen, die 2007 nicht mit Glück gesegnet waren? Nun wird alles gut? Einfach so, weil nicht mehr 2007, sondern nun 2008 erreicht haben? Oder weil man überhäuft wird mit guten Wünschen fürs neue Jahr und und jeder sagt, das in diesem Jahr alles besser wird?

Silvester wird total überbewertet, es ist nur ein Tag, wie jeder andere. Oder?

Vielleicht ist es ja wirklich eine Chance eine Besserung zu erlangen. Nicht weil sich eine Zahl ändert, sondern weil man sich selbst gut zuredet, angesteckt von den guten Wünschen von Freunden und Familie, vielleicht sogar von Leuten, von denen man gar nicht erwartet hat, das sie an einen Denken und einem Erfolg wünschen und vielleicht weil man seinen Optimismus nicht verliert...

Viel Glück!

Uschi

21 11 2007
„Uschi, sag mal.”
„Was denn, stör mich jetzt nicht, ich bin am Kochen.”
„Hast du nicht auch das Gefühl, dass es ganz schön langweilig geworden ist.“
„Wenn dir langweilig ist, dann räum den Keller auf oder reparier den Lichtschalter im Flur.“
„Nein das mein ich nicht. Ich mein was anderes.“
„Ja was denn, lies doch mal ein Buch oder die Zeitung.“
„Nein das mein ich auch nicht. Ich mein was anderes. So wenn wir zusammen sind.“
„Wir sind doch zusammen. Ist dir etwa mit mir langweilig? Dann hilf mir in der Küche. Ich hab genug zu tun.“
„Nein das mein ich auch nicht.“
„Was meinst du dann. Lass dir doch nicht immer die Würmer aus der Nase ziehen.“
„Sex!“
„Sex?“
„Ja Sex.“

"Uschi" vollständig lesen


Gelohnt hat es sich nicht- Element of Crime

20 11 2007
Nimm die Hände aus dem Essen
und die Füsse vom Tisch.
Wisch dir die Krümel
und das Grinsen vom Gesicht.
Und geh dahin zurück
wo auch immer du warst.
Ich hab lang auf dich gewartet, doch gelohnt, gelohnt hat es sich nicht.

Warst ein schöner Mann,
denn ich träumte von dir.
Ein Held den ich liebte
und täglich neu erfand.
Nimm die Hand da weg,
das ist nichts mehr für dich.
Ich hab lang auf dich gewartet, doch gelohnt, gelohnt hat es sich nicht.

Ein Rauschen in den Bäumen
und ein Seufzen in der Nacht
und ein Bild auf dem du lachst
das warst du für mich.
Ach wie kümmerlich ist die Wirklichkeit.
Ich hab lang auf dich gewartet, doch gelohnt, gelohnt hat es sich nicht.
Ich hab lang auf dich gewartet, doch gelohnt, gelohnt hat es sich nicht.
Ich hab lang auf dich gewartet, doch gelohnt, gelohnt hat es sich nicht.

Mittelpunkt Der Welt - Element of Crime

20 11 2007
Siehst du wie sich die Wolken zusammen drängen
Als ob es sie da oben alleine friert
Ich hab nicht darum gebeten dich wiederzusehen
Wer als erster von weinenden Wolken spricht verliert

Frag mich nicht wie ich ohne dich lebe
Den ganzen Tag unter Wasser und Spaß dabei
Und alles geht immer irgendwie weiter
Im Himmel ist kein Platz mehr für uns zwei

Siehst du dort den orangenen Held der Entsorgung
Der die schweren Container vom Hof an den Straßenrand schiebt
Der ist heute da und übermorgen schon wieder
Weil es immer wieder was wegzuschmeißen gibt

Frag mich nicht ob ich noch bei Trost bin
Den ganzen Tag untröstlich und Spaß dabei
Und alles geht immer irgendwie weiter
Im Himmel ist kein Platz mehr für uns zwei

Siehst du den alten Mann mit der E-Gitarre
Die er jeden Abend in höchster Erregung zerschlägt
Die er jeden Morgen wieder mit Alleskleber
Zur Erregungsrequisite zusammenklebt

Frag mich nicht ob ich dich noch liebe
Das Herz endlich gebrochen und Spaß dabei
Und alles geht immer irgendwie weiter
Im Himmel ist kein Platz mehr für uns zwei


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